An NBA season isn't just a story that writes itself. It's also kind enough to touch on every genre.
There's the Western (Conference), the league's better half.
There's the horror of the Philadelphia 76ers, who might not be able to beat La Salle. The thriller of a draft lottery that will decide who gets Andrew Wiggins and the history of the Lakers and Boston Celtics, who don't have much of a present.
Here's a look at what the future might hold when it comes to the top story lines of the 2013-14 season:
1. When will Kobe Bryant make his season debut?
It would be great fun for Bryant to appear unannounced in uniform for the Lakers' first big game of the season.
Given that the opener Tuesday against the Clippers qualifies, don't count on it. A more likely return date for the superstar sidelined since April by a torn Achilles' tendon would be the Lakers' home game on Christmas Day against the Heat. Not that playing against LeBron James would provide extra motivation or anything.
That's like asking if Dr. No and Mr. Big might complicate a James Bond mission if the villains were both allowed to wreak havoc in the same movie.
Rose is a singular talent, but Granger's impending return makes Indiana a more complete team than Chicago with Rose. The Pacers will have four players in Granger, Paul George, Roy Hibbert and David West who pose a bigger threat to the Heat than any four counterparts the Bulls can put on the court.
Because the coaches they are replacing went a combined 169-77 last season before losing their jobs. Denver's George Karl compiled the best home record in the NBA, the Clippers' Vinny Del Negro set a single-season franchise record with 56 victories and Memphis' Lionel Hollins took the Grizzlies to the Western Conference finals.
Rivers faces the most pressure among the trio of replacements because of his championship pedigree. Anything less than a trip to the conference finals will be considered a flop for the Clippers.
4. Which L.A. team won't be left hanging its head over Bannergate?
Depends on how you look at it. The beauty of being the Lakers in an arena you share with the Clippers is that there's nothing that needs covering up.
The Clippers will surely win the season series in the Hallway Rivalry, but the only way they won't have to pretend to ignore all those Lakers championship banners inside Staples Center again next season will be if they can hoist one of their own.
5. Which will get Andrew Bynum into trouble first in Cleveland, his knees or his mouth?
The knees would be a slight favorite in Las Vegas as a prop bet.
The 7-footer, famous for saying things such as "closeout games are kinda easy," is required to speak with the media only once a week while he recovers from the arthritis in his knees that kept him from playing last season. That means fewer chances for silly proclamations.