"Geezer Zombies Devouring the Young" should be the biggest Hollywood hit of all time.
What? You haven't seen it? Oh, well, too bad.
It is a generational horror flick, with hordes of predatory geezers, aged 45 on up, running amok.
In this picture, the young have hope and youthful optimism.
But the old have cunning and superhuman strength, and their leaders will look surprisingly bipartisan, the spitting images of U.S. Sens. John McCain and Dick Durbin.
You'll even see them wrinkling their suits while crawling rapidly on the ceilings — like that old woman with the bloody steak in the hokey horror film "Legion" — leaping upon their prey, chasing young people down, leaving only the bones.
The prospect of McCain and Durbin scurrying on the ceilings, followed by Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid, is horror indeed.
So it's a guaranteed moneymaker. And that hit will prompt others, like "You Better Kill Anyone over 30, Before They Drink Your Blood."
OK, sure, these might not be the best titles, but they will make oodles of cash, and why?
Because they are reality-based. And movies, like other popular art forms, reflect our cultural anxieties.
"I'd expand your thesis a bit," said Ron Falzone, associate professor in the Department of Cinema Art + Science at Columbia College Chicago. "What we're already seeing in current Hollywood movies, from 'World War Z' to 'Elysium,' is that the movies are about saying the problems are so great it's best to wipe the slate clean and start all over again.
"That's the core of 'World War Z': An epidemic wipes out everybody on the Earth. What'll be left? The paramecium?"
Falzone talked movies, I talked politics. When we were kids, America feared a communism takeover, and in movies, seed pods from another planet were used to take over the Earth. But that was eons ago, when many of us were ducking and covering in school, waiting for Khrushchev to drop the bomb.
If you've been following what's going on in Washington these days, you see what's coming: The future conflict isn't partisan, it's generational.
Establishment pols continue bickering over crumbs while refusing to do much about those fiscally ravenous and unsustainable entitlement programs like Medicare, Social Security and Obamacare.
And the young are encouraged to believe that those of both parties who spend and spend are compassionate — and therefore kind and cool. Unfortunately for them, the unsustainable federal spending is neither kind nor cool.
It will drain today's teenagers and 20-somethings of vital nutrients, like cash and jobs. Among the young, unemployment rages, job prospects are poor, and many figure they'll never own a home.
Young people know this, or at least feel it, even as Washington continues to print money. Eventually, perhaps even before they have families of their own, they'll get angry.
The new hit movies that will reflect their generational outrage might not be about the baby boomer undead and teenage zombie hunters. The evil ones could be the vampires of Wall Street or the stars of the smash hit "Demonic Winnebago Hippies."
If you don't think that's a hot title, you don't know your movies.