Men, it's in the bag

Because I'm a very important man, I carry very important things, including: a smartphone, an iPad, gum (fresh breath is critical when you're important), a huge wad of cash that indicates importance, a slingshot (to ward off unimportant people) and a card inscribed with the quote: "Humility is a virtue."

Ask Rex Huppke: I Just Work Here

December 3, 2012