Aside from bothering others who are in the restroom, Whitmore pointed out that a person could unwittingly reveal confidential client information: "I think people forget that other people listen."
Or: "You can always just start flushing away and singing a song, and then maybe they'll get the message."
There are endless co-worker quirks that make bathroom visits uncomfortable: someone who biked to work taking a towel-bath in the sink, and that one person who always strikes up a conversation and keeps you standing in the restroom far longer than a person should stand in a restroom.
Craig Heimbuch, editor-in-chief of ManoftheHouse.com, an online magazine aimed at the average-Joe working dad, wrote recently on the subject of office bathroom etiquette for men. His tips included "The Buffer Urinal," "No Eye Contact, No Talking" and "Don't Linger."
"The bathroom can be a very vulnerable situation," Heimbuch said. "It's this weird combination of utility and vulnerability. You just kind of want some space."
He finds that some of the worst moments come from simply having to interact with colleagues in the often-cramped confines of what should be a private place: "For me, there's nothing more awkward than seeing my boss in there. You really don't know what to say, so you do that nervous, eyes-down march."
We've all been there, Craig. And presumably we'll all be there again.
In fact, I think I'm going to go there right now.
I promise I'll leave the seat up. Or should I leave it down?
Maybe I'll just use the bathroom at Starbucks.
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