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Chan Lowe: The Carnival Triumph cruise debacle
My biggest fear about cruising isn’t that the engine’s going to blow up, or that I’m going catch some rare and horrible necrotic disease—both valid concerns—but that I’m going to draw mandatory assigned dinner seating at a table with some nice couple from Kansas that believes Adam and Eve coexisted with the dinosaurs. Or that women have a way of shutting that whole thing down when they’re legitimately raped.
By Chan Lowe
February 15, 2013