Some people can find their phone on the first ring. But others — myself included — go through a wacky dance trying to locate the thing before the ringing stops.
Interviews with those who found their phones quickly turned up some good tips for keeping them easily accessible.
And I even found one woman who 'fessed up to doing what I do: stuffing her phone in her bra. This is handy but not recommended. Retrieval makes for a most interesting scene when you go to answer a call.
Nia Molina, 48, Elgin, Ill.
"I know it's in here … I think," said Molina as she checked her two coat pockets, then various zippered pockets in her shoulder bag.
"Come on, Mom. Come on. Come on," cheered her son, Mateo, 7, jumping up and down as she struggled to locate the phone for what seemed a very long time.
Molina says she just tosses the phone into her purse "at random" which is why it took her the longest of all those I interviewed — 16 (and 1/2) seconds — to locate the phone.
"At least I found it," she laughed.
Raven Andersen, 26, Memphis, Tenn.
Andersen boldly predicted it would take her "two seconds" to find her phone. It took more than twice that but a still-very-respectable five.
By putting the phone in the one and only outside zipper pocket of the only purse she ever carries, she says she always can get to the phone in time.
Susan Taylor, 57, Manchester, United Kingdom
Asked to show me her phone, stopwatch running, Taylor laughed and declared, "That is so unfair."
She took off her backpack, unzipped it, reached in for her purse — and found the phone in the purse side pocket. Fourteen seconds in all.
She tries to always buy "medium-size" purses. When they're bigger, "You can't find anything."
Lydia Davitt, 24, Minneapolis, Minn.
It took cyclist Davitt only three seconds to yank the phone out of the pocket of her fleece. She had just put it there for the last seven miles of a 500-mile, five-day bike ride.
Most of the trip the phone was in a pack attached to her bike in a plastic bag inside another plastic bag covered by a rain cover. "I'd hear the phone ringing but I wouldn't even attempt to answer it because I knew I'd never get to it in time." Serious cycling with a phone in your pocket, she says, is "annoying" and uncomfortable.
Patricia Garber, 45, Eureka, Ill.
Garber knows precisely which of the two zippered pockets of her purse to go to and extracts the phone in five seconds.
That's because she meticulously returns the phone to the same pocket of her purse every time. The same goes for her car keys. "I know people who switch purses for their outfit. I think it's a good idea to always have the same purse."
Donna Hartley, 73, Sundridge, Ontario, Canada
"Peter (her husband) and I must be the only two people in the world who don't carry a cell phone."
"They contribute to the dehumanizing of society," he says.
"My daughter keeps trying to give me her old one and I can't be bothered. We don't find it necessary. If I want to call somebody I'll go out and find a phone. I've never been stuck," Donna Hartley declares.
How to keep track of your cell phone:
Always put it in the same place after use — no exceptions
Use the same purse every day
Pants, coat pockets are best but need to be deep, secure
In a colorful case it's easier to find
Most "cell phone pockets" on purses are useless
Don't carry purses with lots of zippers — too confusing
Rubbery case prevents slippage from pants or purse side pocket
Don't hear it? Try vibrate or ring/vibrate combo to feel it too
Backpacks will drive you mad
Nerd alert: On your belt is convenient but lame