Hollywood's guide to green-card romances
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A young Polish woman is jilted by the English doctor who had promised to marry her, so what's a girl in need of a green card to do? She proposes to one of the doctor's patients, who happens to need the money to pay off a mob debt.
Lesson learned: When considering all candidates for international matrimony, remember: Crooks are citizens too!
-- Hanh Nguyen, Zap2it.com